a laland experience

Appetizers

LAVENDER RISOTTO BITES
Delicate lavender-infused risotto, gently rolled and fried to a golden crisp. These bite-sized treats bring a floral hint of magic with every bite, paired with a sprinkle of Moondrip for a refreshing, ethereal touch.LA NOSCEAN CRAB CAKES
Hand-crafted with fresh La Noscean crab, these mini cakes are seasoned with local spices and served with a citrus-dill sauce that’s as lively as a splash of seawater! Ideal for kicking off your culinary journey.SWEET AND SOUR FROG LEGS
Tender frog legs coated in a light, crispy batter and drizzled with a tangy sweet-and-sour glaze. With a flavor both adventurous and refined, this dish is a tribute to Eorzea’s unique delicacies.

Entrees

ROTATES NIGHTLY
Ask your server for tonight's course.

Side

SAUTEED POTATO MEDLEY
A rustic selection of popotoes, pan-seared and seasoned with wild garlic and herbs from the Twelveswood. Each forkful brings out earthy notes, perfect for a cozy start to your meal.

Drinks*

CUSTOM DRINK - 8k
In Lalaland, we make all your dreams come true, including crafting the perfect drink just for you! To get your ideal beverage, simply place your order in the say chat with the drink of your choice (example: “Rum and Coke” or “Martini”). Then, send a Private Message to your bartender with the current combat, crafting, or gathering food or tincture you’d like.Our talented mixologists will custom-make your drink on the spot and hand you the current food or tincture of your choice, saving you from the hassle of bag cleanup for only 8k. Our mixologists are the finest in the land, so don’t forget to tip your bartenders for their exceptional service!HAPPINESS JUICE - 4k
Want a quicker, cheaper option? Order our delicious Happiness Juice!

Dessert

TEMPURA PIXIE APPLES
Crisp Pixie Apples delicately battered in light tempura and fried to perfection. Served with a spiced honey drizzle, these sweet morsels are as enchanting as the Pixies themselves—crispy on the outside and juicy within.

Nebula Aiday - Manager

Nebula Anne Aiday is the heart of Kupo Koutere, overseeing both the boutique and café that make this Shirogane hotspot a favorite for fashion and relaxation alike. With her keen sense of style, Nebula curates a unique selection of Lalafell fashion that combines bold designs with timeless elegance, all while running Kupo Kafé with the same eye for quality and detail. Known for her own signature look—blonde hair with blue streaks, a metallic blue bow, and an affinity for cool colors—Nebula’s style has made her a local icon.As manager, Nebula ensures every guest feels welcomed and leaves with an experience that reflects her passion for great style and service. Whether consulting with patrons on fashion choices or creating a cozy atmosphere in the Kafé, Nebula’s dedication has made Kupo Kafé a cornerstone of Shirogane’s scene, offering the perfect blend of chic and comfort under one roof.

Paprika Marika - Head Chef

Paprika Marika, the spirited and sharp-tongued Lalafell, has made a name for himself as a multitalented force within Lalaland. As a chef at Kupo Kafé, owned by the influential “Lala Cosa Nostra,” Paprika’s culinary expertise brings vibrant flavours to the Kafé’s gourmet menu, delighting guests with dishes crafted with both precision and creativity. His journey through roles in the park has taken him from private investigator to trusted employee of the Lala Cosa Nostra, as he continues to repay his supposed debt to Chadelina, the syndicate’s enigmatic leader.Between serving as a chef at Kupo Kafé, mixing drinks at Klub Kupo, and managing Neptune's Nook, Paprika uses his past investigative skills to connect deeply with patrons and staff, building a loyal following. Known for his treasure trove of dad jokes and knack for storytelling, Paprika infuses each experience with humour, making every guest feel like they’ve uncovered something special.With a passion for both fine dining and immersive entertainment, Paprika ensures that every guest who steps into Lalaland leaves with a memorable experience—whether from savouring his culinary creations, exploring the mysteries of the sea at Neptune’s Nook, or enjoying a drink in his presence.

Bella Mushroom - Hostess

In the vibrant city of Maduin, where whimsy and wonder abound, Bella, a playful cat girl, navigates her life with a mix of charm and shyness. Growing up in the quaint town of Meowington, Bella was always surrounded by warmth and community. But as she entered her teenage years, she felt an undeniable urge to explore the world beyond her hometown. Seeking adventure and new experiences, she set off on a journey that eventually led her to the faraway town of Ul'dah.With big, expressive eyes and soft, feline ears that twitch at every sound, Bella is a sight to behold. Her cat-like curiosity often gets the best of her, leading her into amusing and unexpected situations. At first glance, she can appear shy, often hiding behind her long, fluffy tail or peeking out from behind corners. Her timid nature makes it hard for her to connect with others right away. However, beneath her bashful exterior lies a heart full of dreams and a mischievous spirit waiting to be unleashed.To support her burgeoning gambling habit—an exciting thrill that she finds irresistible—Bella juggles three different jobs. By day, she works as a dedicated HR manager at two upscale venues in Maduin, ensuring that everyone adheres to the rules while also fostering an environment where laughter and fun are encouraged. She believes that a happy workplace is a productive one, and her firm yet fair approach earns her the respect of her colleagues. She’s known for her ability to mediate conflicts and keep the atmosphere light-hearted, often using her playful humor to diffuse tense situations.By night, Bella transforms into a spirited hostess at an upscale restaurant. Here, her shyness melts away as she engages in conversations with diners, sharing her enthusiasm for the culinary delights and vibrant atmosphere. The more she talks with people, the more her vibrant personality shines, drawing others in with her playful banter and infectious laughter.As she navigates the ups and downs of her gambling adventures, Bella also grapples with her own self-confidence. With the support of her friends and colleagues, she learns to embrace her quirky nature, stepping further out of her shell with each passing day. Whether it’s making playful bets with her coworkers or participating in spontaneous karaoke nights, Bella is always ready to infuse a bit of fun into her work and life.In the end, Bella is a delightful blend of shyness and playfulness, a cat girl who is learning to take risks—not just in gambling but in life, friendships, and her own self-discovery. With each conversation shared and every new connection made, she’s on a journey to become the spirited, confident individual she’s meant to be, all while reminiscing about her roots in Meowington and the adventures that brought her to the enchanting city of Maduin.

Gliese Librae - Waitress

Gliese Librae is the life of the party, or in this case, the ever renowned Kupo Kafe. Never shy, excitable and happy to meet all patrons of the restaurant, she enjoys her job as a waitress. She has a short temper, but if the match is left unlit, she's warm and bubbly.Gliese grew up with her brother Adhara and her lalafellan mother Tarafi Tafi, but upon leaving Sharlayin in a fit of inspiration for learning the healing arts in order to gain the mark of the archon, she set out on a journey to the land of Eorzea. Her brother in tow and dreams ablaze, Gliese decided she would do whatever it takes to thrive and flourish in the pursuit of knowledge.... but thriving takes gil, which landed Gliese into the job market.Shortly after meeting Chadelina and being hired after a short interview, Gliese became the waitress to the extravagent restaurant that is Kupo Kafe.